#he was very sweet

[jacentric]

bads reaction to the skeppy blue bbh bracelet o7

[just-slightly-chayotic]

everything can be a kimchay au if you have enough imagination. which is to say that the interaction i just had with one of my new neighbours is going in my wip list

[sootsz]

met the funky music man who does hooky herky-jerky tunes and im never recovering

[therealvalkyrie]

Aaaaay how was your date Val??? >:3c

it was good:3 we dropped water balloons on unsuspecting college students from a secret rooftop and then dueled at 10 paces. he won

[fangirlingomgfreakingout]

Had a dream about zombies and now I’m startled and awake but it wasn’t even a scary dream about zombies it was that fucker from Warm Bodies was my docile zombie pet/boyfriend and survived by eating kettle chips (like those super thick Panera potato chips) that he covered in blood and I’m so mad about it

Like I am an adult woman with a job and yet here I sit at 4 AM too spooked to go to sleep bc Nicholas Hoult’s pasty zombie form is Fuckin haunting me

[cinewhore]

My oil change guy said he was proud of me for keeping up on the maintenance of my car so i win 😌

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[blackkatdraws2]

[⚠️The Amazing Digital Circus SPOILERS] This episode was interesting!

[inkietd]

just went to a bar sober and talked with this 50yo drunk guy about his podcast he wants to make and then he invited me to his lakehouse💀💀

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Cassidy is nervous to meet Abby,,

[catmask]

sometimes while i think about that while a lot of adults did not treat me very well as a kid i also get a lot of 'in hindsight this person was so good to me and i didnt even realize it until now' as an adult. today i was thinking about how the first anime convention i ever went to was when i was 10 and i asked the man working the manga cafe what manga was/what a good place to start was (because the con was very overstimulating for me and i had gotten lost) and he asked how old i was before recommending yotsuba and asking if i wanted any water or something to eat. its really simple but theres a lot of bad things that couldve happened or he could've been careless in his recommendation, but instead yotsuba has remained one of my favorite manga for years, and probably a large portion of why i continue to read manga as an adult... i think adults who try to involve kids in the world safely/kindly even in little ways make so much more of a difference than they ever really know.

[diezmil10000]

A girl like you

versión original en español, Una chica como tú

[dcxdpdabbles]

Jason: I need a look-alike. Just someone who can pretend to be me as Red Hood so I can go to class as Peter. Someone who can handle a fight. Someone who is okay with being shot at. But who?

Dan miles away, looking up from his cereal: I feel destiny calling.

Danny a tired college kid: What?

Dan racing to the window and overlooking Gotham: Someone in this city has just started the plot of my new novel.

Danny: Look Dan, ussually I would be down to help you through whatever shenanigan goes through your mind but I have a group project due that's forty percent of my grade and Peter won't answer his cell.

Dan: That's your fault for going to college.

Danny: Education is important

Dan: Education is important. College is a scam that the rich gatekeep. There is a difference. But I don't need you. I'll find my destiny on my own.

Danny: Alright, have fun, and please don't shoot anyone this time. Hiding Joker's body was hard enough, I don't want to do anything like that again.

Dan: If he wanted to live, he shouldn't have attempted chemical warfare. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

All he knows is flirt with men and lie.

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[its-elioo]

Okay, since my last post UNEXPECTEDLY blew up, I'm gifting you all with more random doodles of this AU.

I really have to think of a name for this squad, hm hm.

[kensatou]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera